MAN BRAINS OR WOMANS BRAIN PRICING LIST

BRAINS
     In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where   their family member lay gravely ill.
     Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. “I’m afraid I’m   the bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
       “The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain   transplant. It’s an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.”
       “Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain   yourselves.” The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.
       After  a great length of time, someone asked, “Well, how much does a brain cost?”
       The doctor quickly responded, “$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a  Female brain.”
       The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye   contact with the women, but some actually smirked.
     A man, unable to control   his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, “Why  is the male brain so much more?”
       The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, “It’s just standard pricing procedure.  We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they’ve actually been used.”
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Cheers.

2 Responses to “MAN BRAINS OR WOMANS BRAIN PRICING LIST”

  1. Emily Santiago Says:

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  2. Nebula Says:

    Well pop thats a weird first comment you got on your latest post. But I guess these days the internet advertisers are finding innovative means to further their cause. As for the joke, it was a nice one and is good for a couple of laughs that we all need each day. Lots of love,Your son.

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